Ok, ya shamed me into it.

It's actually my name, which apparently means "dealer" in a language I cannot speak.

My last name is Messmore, which got every conceiveable twist made of it in school. For some reason I didn't like people messing with my first name, and in Sophmore Plane Geometry, the teacher went around the class to get our names. I said "Delar," and she asked "I imagine you go by Del?" "I imagine not," I said, and THAT pretty much determined the grade in THAT class for the year.

I try not to make fun of other people's names.