I believe he should be caged and driven to all cities he spammed allowing citizens to throw rotten vegatables (the horror!) at him. Optionally, he should be forced to sit and read every piece of spam he ever sent, should make that a life sentence even if he reads 5000 words a minute. The if we make him use Windows 386 on a 386/20, it will crash so often he will be lucky to get two read in an hour!