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Topic subjectThings that make you go Hmmm........
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38802, Things that make you go Hmmm........
Posted by _Chewy_, Sat Jul-19-03 01:15 AM
OK folks, here's a good friday nite chuckle fer ya. :lol: This was just too damn funny to pass up and thought i'd share this with you.

"The way Frank Ramaesiri tells it, he mistook a topless sunbather for Anna Kournikova due to the similarity in the diameter of the nipples of the two women (hey, that seems like an honest mistake). Testifying yesterday (5/14) in New York federal court, Ramaesiri told of how he sold his home video--shot years ago in Miami Beach--to Penthouse, which printed stills from the video in its current issue, promoting the images as "exclusive" nudes of the 21-year-old Russian tennis star. As this transcript shows, Ramaesiri claimed that he compared his video to revealing photos of Kournikova (wearing clingy tennis tops) found on the Internet and concluded that he had a nipple match. As it turned out, the naked woman was actually Judith Soltesz-Benetton, who is now suing the magazine for $10 million (hence yesterday's court hearing). "I'm an idiot, and I apologize to Ms. Kournikova and Ms. Benetton," said a weepy Ramaesiri. In these transcript excerpts, Ramaesiri describes the unique "checklist" he used to compare the images and apologizes to all involved. (11 pages)"

The fun begins on page 3 but you should start from page 1 to get the full effect.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/annavideo1.html
38811, RE: Things that make you go Hmmm........
Posted by KJT, Sat Jul-19-03 03:24 AM
OK, so where are the pictures so I can decide for myself? :+

Except it's the wrong coast, the plaintiff sounds like the "chunky blonde" Old Dude is always raving about. :lol:

Jim.
38825, RE: Things that make you go Hmmm........
Posted by ukmitch, Sat Jul-19-03 01:02 PM
Got a magnifying glass and a tape measure, Jim? :lol:


38858, RE: Things that make you go Hmmm........
Posted by KJT, Sat Jul-19-03 09:58 PM
>Got a magnifying glass and a tape measure, Jim? :lol:

You know I do!






Now, where is the picture of the plaintiff.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
38863, RE: Things that make you go Hmmm........
Posted by ukmitch, Sat Jul-19-03 10:51 PM

Fantastic reply, Jim. :clap: :clap:

Now how do you do that? :rolleyes:
38866, RE: Things that make you go Hmmm........
Posted by KJT, Sat Jul-19-03 11:23 PM
I've had this for over 3 years. It's available free at http://www.abfsoftware.com/freeware/Lens/Data/LensInstall.exe It appears to be the same magnifier.

I find it useful if I don't want to use MS's Zoom from their webtoys - which magnifies the entire picture.

Jim.
38872, RE: Things that make you go Hmmm........
Posted by ukmitch, Sun Jul-20-03 12:21 AM
Thanks a lot, Jim.

I've got it now - playing about with the skins!!

I agree that it offers a good, practical option to IE Zoomer.

Thanks again! :-) :-)
39019, RE: Things that make you go Hmmm........
Posted by old dude, Mon Jul-21-03 03:37 AM
I couldn't find the pix, just a lot of txt stuff. She's some kind of sports person isn't she?

Why would anyone want to look at her nipples?

I thought they were all muscular and tough looking...I don't get it....:+ :+ :P
39029, RE: Things that make you go Hmmm........
Posted by BrendaCanada, Mon Jul-21-03 04:06 AM
If you've seen two, you've seen them all....
39059, RE: Things that make you go Hmmm........
Posted by doctormidnight, Mon Jul-21-03 06:54 AM
If you've seen two, you're probably going to score!