CLASSES FOR MEN AT OUR LOCAL LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS -

SIGN-UP BY MAY 25TH


Note: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of their contents,each course will accept a maximum of 8 participants each.

TOPIC 1

HOW TO FILL UP THE ICE CUBE TRAYS.
Step by step, with slide presentation.
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TOPIC 2

THE TOILET PAPER ROLLS: DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS? Round-table discussion.
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TOPIC 3

IS IT POSSIBLE TO URINATE USING THE TECHNIQUE OF LIFTING THE SEAT UP
AND AVOIDING THE FLOOR / WALLS AND NEARBY BATHTUB?
Group practice.
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TOPIC 4

FUNDAMENTAL DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE LAUNDRY HAMPER AND THE FLOOR.
Pictures and explanatory graphics.
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TOPIC 5

THE AFTER-DINNER DISHES AND SILVERWARE: CAN THEY LEVITATE AND FLY INTO THE KITCHEN SINK?

Examples on video.
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TOPIC 6

LOSS OF IDENTITY: LOSING THE REMOTE TO YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER.
Helpline support and support groups.
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TOPIC 7

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS, STARTING WITH LOOKING IN THE RIGHT
PLACE INSTEAD OF TURNING THE HOUSE UPSIDE DOWN WHILE SCREAMING.
Open forum
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TOPIC 8

HEALTH WATCH: BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH.
Graphics.
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TOPIC 9

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST.
Real-life testimonials.
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TOPIC 10

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation.
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TOPIC 11

LEARNING TO LIVE: BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MOTHER AND WIFE.
Online class and role-playing.
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TOPIC 12

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION.
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.
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TOPIC 13

HOW TO FIGHT CEREBRAL ATROPHY: REMEMBERING BIRTHDAYS,
ANNIVERSARIES, OTHER IMPORTANT DATES.
Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.

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UPON COMPLETION OF THE COURSE DIPLOMAS WILL BE ISSUED TO THE SURVIVORS.

Da Dwarfs
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UD Crunching in memory of

Freddie (1949-1990)
Miss ya bro

Vicky (1960-2002)
You fought long and hard

PEACE