" 'The Zombies Are Coming,' Homeland Security Warns "
See James, those of us that have chosen to cling to our guns and religion were right. Our own government says so. Neaner, neaner! If you are real nice, I may throw you some scraps from my buried sea container bunker. Just don’t show up at night!
Obama: “On all these issues, but particularly missile defense, this can be solved, but it’s important for him to give me space,” Obama: “This is my last election. After my election I have more flexibility."
#1. "RE: 'The Zombies Are Coming,' Homeland Security Warns " In response to Johnny (Reply # 0)
Hell, the zombies aren't coming, they're already here.
They held a huge meeting in Tampa a few days back, and chose the illegitimate son of Beelzebub to lead them. He accepted the position in an appropriate speech during which he showed no visible sign of life.
#2. "RE: 'The Zombies Are Coming,' Homeland Security Warns " In response to jazz4free (Reply # 1)
Hey, that is not being nice! No scraps for you!
Johnny
Obama: “On all these issues, but particularly missile defense, this can be solved, but it’s important for him to give me space,” Obama: “This is my last election. After my election I have more flexibility."
#3. "RE: 'The Zombies Are Coming,' Homeland Security Warns " In response to Johnny (Reply # 2)
I'm led to believe that zombies seek out nice fresh human brains to feed on. So, no need to worry, as long as you persist in your intention to vote the Republican ticket, you'll remain completely immune to any and all zombie attack.
#6. "RE: 'The Zombies Are Coming,' Homeland Security Warns " In response to jazz4free (Reply # 3)
Wait... so all those Republicans at the State/Local level who are trying to get us to teach Creationism in schools instead of Evolution are actually trying to protect us from the Zombie invasion? Who knew?!!!