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JohnnySun Sep-09-12 07:27 PM
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" 'The Zombies Are Coming,' Homeland Security Warns "


  

          

See James, those of us that have chosen to cling to our guns and religion were right. Our own government says so. Neaner, neaner! If you are real nice, I may throw you some scraps from my buried sea container bunker. Just don’t show up at night!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/06/homeland-security-warns-the-zombies-are-coming_n_1862768.html

Johnny


Obama: “On all these issues, but particularly missile defense, this can be solved, but it’s important for him to give me space,”
Obama: “This is my last election. After my election I have more flexibility."

  

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jazz4freeSun Sep-09-12 07:53 PM
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#1. "RE: 'The Zombies Are Coming,' Homeland Security Warns "
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Hell, the zombies aren't coming, they're already here.

They held a huge meeting in Tampa a few days back, and chose the illegitimate son of Beelzebub to lead them. He accepted the position in an appropriate speech during which he showed no visible sign of life.

  

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JohnnySun Sep-09-12 08:03 PM
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#2. "RE: 'The Zombies Are Coming,' Homeland Security Warns "
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Hey, that is not being nice! No scraps for you!

Johnny


Obama: “On all these issues, but particularly missile defense, this can be solved, but it’s important for him to give me space,”
Obama: “This is my last election. After my election I have more flexibility."

  

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jazz4freeSun Sep-09-12 11:50 PM
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#3. "RE: 'The Zombies Are Coming,' Homeland Security Warns "
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I'm led to believe that zombies seek out nice fresh human brains to feed on. So, no need to worry, as long as you persist in your intention to vote the Republican ticket, you'll remain completely immune to any and all zombie attack.

  

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jasonlevineMon Sep-10-12 02:15 PM
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Wait... so all those Republicans at the State/Local level who are trying to get us to teach Creationism in schools instead of Evolution are actually trying to protect us from the Zombie invasion? Who knew?!!!

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gmsilerMon Sep-10-12 01:36 AM
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#4. "RE: 'The Zombies Are Coming,' Homeland Security Warns "
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Quote:
QUOTE:
Hell, the zombies aren't coming, they're already here.


And they are all named "Shania"!

  

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jazz4freeMon Sep-10-12 07:56 AM
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Hell, George, you gotta get out of that Texas heat!




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