#10 -- YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.

#9 -- YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN
YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.

#8 -- IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL
PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.

#7 -- YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER
HANDGUN
FOR BACK UP.

#6 -- YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF
AMMO.

#5 -- A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.

#4 -- HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.

#3 -- A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK
FAT?"

#2 -- A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.

And, the number one way a handgun is better than a woman:

#1 -- YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN



WALDO

Now seeing as how my wife carries a snub nose 38, I don't know if I should show her this or not.

MSU

Thank you for typing in almost all-caps. I now have a massive headache, worse than I had coming out of clinicals today. But then I suppose it's understandable, given the topic.


>#10 -- YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.

What about a new .44 over an old .22?

Addendum: it's not illegal to lovingly fondle a nice, slender .177 (read: "under 18").


>#1 -- YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN

Yeah, but if I'm not mistaken:

1. not all handguns qualify for silencers;
2. firearm silencers are illegal for civilians;
3. silencing your spouse would also surely break a law somewhere?

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It's all painfully true.

Actually I cut and pasted that one from the MANY "forwards" I get everyday. Be happy I cull them. (edit) And oh yeah, the guy who sent this to me is a county Sheriff down here in SC. Go figure.
WALDO

A South Carolinian sheriff, you say.

Am I supposed to muffle the urge to say, "Figgerz"?

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>A South Carolinian sheriff, you say.
>
>Am I supposed to muffle the urge to say, "Figgerz"?

And you would not like his response to your sarcasm. He takes his job very serious. Gives lectures all over the country.
WALDO

24 Reasons that Bicycles are Better than your mate.

1. Bicycles don't get pregnant.

2. You can ride bicycles any time of the month.

3. Bicycles don't have parents.

4. Bicycles don't whine unless something is really wrong.

5. You can share a bicycle with friends.

6. Bicycles don't care how many other bicycles you have ridden.

7. When riding, you and your bicycle arrive at the same time.

8. Bicycles don't mind how many other bicycles you have.

9. Bicycles don't care if you look at other bicycles.

10. Bicycles don't care if you buy bicycle magazines.

11. If your bicycle goes flat you can fix it.

12. If your bicycle is too loose you can tighten it.

13. If your bicycle is misaligned you don't have to discuss politics with it.

14. You can ride other friend's bicycles and still stay friends.

15. If you say bad things to your bicycle you don't have to apologize before you can ride it again.

16. You can ride your bicycle for as long as you want and it won't get sore.

17. You can stop riding your bicycle as soon as you want and it won't get frustrated.

18. Your mother won't stay in touch with your bicycle after you dump it.

19. Bicycles don't get headaches.

20. Bicycles don't insult you if you are a bad rider.

21. Bicycles don't care if you are late.

22. You don't have to take a shower before you ride a bicycle.

23. You can ride your bicycle the first time you meet it without having to take it out to dinner, see a movie, or meet its parents.

24. When in mixed company you can talk about the great rides you've had.


Jim.

#10 -- YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22. Ain't gonna happen, that old 44 is worth bucks and appreciates with age.

#6 -- YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF
AMMO. You can run out of ammo?

And, the number one way a handgun is better than a woman:

#1 -- YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN - Auto loaders only, wheel guns have small gap between cynlinder and barrel.

Under Construction

"You can run out of ammo?"

No, it's just a joke.

See what you guys did? You got Casca panicking. Now he's going to add on to the compound again.

Funny thing about handguns and silencing. I kind of like them loud and talkative. There's nothing like having ringing and oozing ears for two days just because you forgot to put the muffs on before shooting a ported barreled magnum. You sure remember you forgot after that first shot.

Well, I checked with the guy who wrote that thing and he said he used all caps (yelling) 'cause he's deaf from all his pistolero stuff. This same guy had a Dan Wesson revolver silenced and I shot it and it really was quiet. He said that particular models tolerances were extemely small. "Run out of ammo"? OK, my girlfrind can carry that I guess, depends on what week it is!
WALDO

1. Dan Wesson? As in "large-caliber, high-power revolver" Dan Wesson?

2. A silenced revolver? And really quiet?

I'm impressed.

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Well said.