#2. "RE: 10 Ways That A Handgun Is Better Than A Woman" In response to waldo (Reply # 0)
Thank you for typing in almost all-caps. I now have a massive headache, worse than I had coming out of clinicals today. But then I suppose it's understandable, given the topic.
>#10 -- YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.
What about a new .44 over an old .22?
Addendum: it's not illegal to lovingly fondle a nice, slender .177 (read: "under 18").
>#1 -- YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN
Yeah, but if I'm not mistaken:
1. not all handguns qualify for silencers; 2. firearm silencers are illegal for civilians; 3. silencing your spouse would also surely break a law somewhere?
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#4. "RE: 10 Ways That A Handgun Is Better Than A Woman" In response to Mojo2000 (Reply # 2) Tue Mar-30-04 07:42 PM by waldo
Actually I cut and pasted that one from the MANY "forwards" I get everyday. Be happy I cull them. (edit) And oh yeah, the guy who sent this to me is a county Sheriff down here in SC. Go figure.
#8. "RE: 10 Ways That A Handgun Is Better Than A Woman" In response to casca (Reply # 6)
"You can run out of ammo?"
No, it's just a joke.
See what you guys did? You got Casca panicking. Now he's going to add on to the compound again.
Funny thing about handguns and silencing. I kind of like them loud and talkative. There's nothing like having ringing and oozing ears for two days just because you forgot to put the muffs on before shooting a ported barreled magnum. You sure remember you forgot after that first shot.
#9. "RE: 10 Ways That A Handgun Is Better Than A Woman" In response to Myk (Reply # 8)
Well, I checked with the guy who wrote that thing and he said he used all caps (yelling) 'cause he's deaf from all his pistolero stuff. This same guy had a Dan Wesson revolver silenced and I shot it and it really was quiet. He said that particular models tolerances were extemely small. "Run out of ammo"? OK, my girlfrind can carry that I guess, depends on what week it is!