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zackjizSat Oct-05-02 08:27 AM
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"My random thoughts"


  

          

Again, same as the ones posted at BBT.

1. When you put 'THE' and 'IRS' together, it forms 'THEIRS'. Coincidence?
2. What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?
3. If you were on a plane going the speed of sound and walked from the back of the plane to the front, would you be walking faster than the speed of sound?
4. Isn't it scary that the word "therapist" is the same as the words "the" and "rapist" put together?
5. Why do the numbers on a phone go one way and the numbers on the calculator go the other?
6. If your born at exactly midnight is your birthday on both those days?
7. Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?
8. If there were a knowledge contest, would the female winner be called Miss Informed?
9. Why do people say heads up when you should duck?
10. If an anarchist group attained political power, would they by principle have to dissolve their own government?
11. If you decide that you're indecisive, which one are you?
12. Why does blow and suck mean the same thing when we describe something being crap?
13. If you tell someone they are being judgmental aren't you being judgmental yourself?
14. Why do they call it "head over heels in love" If our head is always over our heels?
15. If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
16. Why do people say "You scared the living daylights out of me" when daylight is not living?
17. Why do they put "for indoor or outdoor use only" on christmas lights?
18. Why is it called a "drive through" if you have to stop?
19. Why are semi-trucks bigger than regular trucks?
20. How fast do hotcakes sell?
21. Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?


-Zack



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Carl DSat Oct-05-02 10:57 AM
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#1. "RE: My random thoughts"
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22. It's a bit of a worry when doctors call their work a Practice.

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The_AspSat Oct-05-02 11:44 AM
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Deep Thoughts By: Jack Handy




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