An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are sitting in a bar, drinking, and discussing how stupid their wives are.
The Englishman says " I tell you, my wife is so stupid. Last week she went to the supermarket and bought $300 worth of meat because it was on sale, and we don't even have a refrigerator to keep it in."
The Scotsman agrees that she sounds pretty thick, but says his wife is thicker. "Just last week, she went out and spent $17,000 on a new car," he laments, "and she doesn't even know how to drive!"
The Irishman nods sagely, and agrees that these two women sound like they both walked through the stupid forest and got hit by every branch. However, he still thinks his wife is dumber. "Ah, it kills me every toime oi tink of it," he chuckles. "My wife just left to go on a holiday in Greece. Without her noticing I watched her pack her bag, and she must have put about 100 condoms in there. And she doesn't even have a a p***s!" (not sure if it's OK to use the P word here.)