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patysonMon Oct-07-02 06:44 PM
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"Osama Joke..."


  

          

One day in the future, Osama bin Laden has a heart attack and dies. He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him.

"I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got a couple of folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."


Osama thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed. The devil opened the first room; in it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed -- over and over and over. Such was his fate in hell.

"No," bin Laden said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could do that all day long."


The devil led him to the next room; in it was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.

"No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day," commented Osama bin Laden.


The devil opened a third door. In it, Osama saw Bill Clinton, lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in a spread eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.
Osama bin Laden looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this."

The devil smiled and said, "OK, Monica, you're free to go."



  

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ChrisPMon Oct-07-02 06:46 PM
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#1. "RE: Osama Joke..."
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Love it!!

It ain't always what it seems..

-ChrisP

  

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MeehowskiMon Oct-07-02 07:26 PM
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Friggin' great!!!

Meehowski

Cooperstown,N.Y.

  

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Carl DMon Oct-07-02 07:39 PM
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Now look what you've done... I was ready to turn in for the night (11.35pm Monday here) - now I've had to spend 10 minutes copying this and printing it out half a dozen times to take to work tomorrow.

Carl

  

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giddyrigMon Oct-07-02 08:58 PM
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That's a good one! <G>

  

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