The Bull, the wife, and the Husband: [View all] A man takes his wife to the State Fair and one of the exhibits
is that of breeding bulls. They come up to the first pen and
there is a sign that say
Cat opening cupboards [View all] My darling Dixie Belle has a new interest -- she opens the cupboards in the kitchen. She doesn't climb in, but sometimes Bonny Blue gets in there, af
Speaking about speeding tickets... [View all] ...check out these words of advice from various police officers. Also scroll to the link at the bottom for the site's speeding tickets tips link.
[li
1-800 Help Line?? [View all] "Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline......"
If you are obsessive-compulsive , press 1 repeatedly.
I f you are co-dependent, plea
Interesting article about spammers [View all] Just in case you don't know..........
"C omputers belonging to thousands of companies across the world are being hijacked by e-mail spammers to disg
Women [View all] #1
It's a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at the zoo. She's wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless with
aircraft engineers [View all] Never let it be said that ground crews and engineers lack a sense of
humour.
Here are some actual logged, maintenance complaints by QANTAS pilots
..Lot's of room elsewhere you know!! [View all] >I come for visit, get treat regal,
>So I stay who care I am illegal?
>I enter Britain, poor and broke,
>Take bus, see employment folk,
>Nice
4th of July - What it Means [View all] 4TH OF JULY
Have you ever wondered what happened to the 56 men who signed the Declaration of Independence?
Five signers were captured by the Bri
Why I feel so old! [View all] This is probably an oldie but it cracked me up this morning.
A little old man shuffles sllllllloooooowwwwww wwwwwwly into an ice cream parlor,
cra
Nude summer camps for miners [View all] After watch Good Morning America and seeing the story on Nude summer camps for kids,tuesday morning. I looked into the message board on abc and I was
CPU too fast [View all] running AMD 850 mghz tbird...11th hour runs way too fast. Mos'lo doesn't slow it at all.
Guy down the street who is a retired plumber and septic t
Question Re National Do Not Call List [View all] I wonder if this thing is really going to work. Suppose after October, I get a call from a telemarketer. I imagine that if I ask for the name of the
Honda commercial [View all] For once, a commercial that really gets my attention and is entertaining to watch. Check it out - it's pretty neat.
http://home .attbi.com/~bernhar
What hope is there for these people? [View all] "An estimated 31 per cent of Nelpruit's population of 600,000 is infected. Now the city has another problem, a dramatic increase in child rape caused