Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity

Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!

Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat

Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything

California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda

Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother

Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet

Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water

Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids

Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism

Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum,
Leave Your Money)

Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're Not, But The
Potatoes Sure Are Real Good

Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"

Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

Iowa: Hottest and coldest State in the Union.

Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States

Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos.

Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's

Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians

Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes

Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State

Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work

Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber and very little else

Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest

Nevada: Hookers and Poker!

New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone

New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right
Here!

New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent pets

New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To
an Attorney...

North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable

North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!

Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan

Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing

Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner

Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal

Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island

South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender

South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota

Tennessee: The Educashun State

Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)

Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

Vermont: Yep

Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?

Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!

Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?

West Virginia: One Big Happy Family... Really!

Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese

Wyoming: Where Men Are Men... and the sheep are scared!

Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal

I don't remember anyone cooking with coal but when I was a kid in Philly and the coal truck came with a delivery for anyone's boiler we all would gather around to watch the coal go down the chute. :) :)
Hmmmm...the things we forget
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UD/PC911 crunching in memory of

Freddie (1949-1990)
Miss ya bro

Vicky (1960-2002)
You fought long and hard

PEACE

Close enough to ours that I won't argue about it. :) WALDO

Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

hahaha

...all fifteen believing in UFO's.

hmmm, now, what state was it that you were born in , Hal?

I was born in a state of mind. If you want to start getting personal with me Freespirit, have at it...I have plenty of stories to tell.

ooh, I'm scared :P

Please tell me you two don't live in KY. And no being clever with the wording.

And no being clever with the wording.

You better hope Waldo doesn't see this...his impaired logic may prompt him to post a spell-checker.

I would not take any more crap from him, Freespirit! Unload on his ass! Let it all hang out. TELL!WALDO

She covets her public persona.

As Popeye said, "I yam what I yam", in private or public.

Dude! I thinks my state motto has something to do with 'Bees', not that wierd Jesus character (he had long hair you know). Interesting process though; thanks for letting me participate.

PS. I thought DeJesus was equal everywhere. Bummer; we are all dead. Dead I tell ya, dead. :7

PPS. Intersting way to find out who you are talking to, too.

Shelly, after today the State Motto for Ohio is:

"We beat Michigan and finally had an undefeated season." }>

Nevada: Hookers & Poker. I love this state!!!!

Some how florida has to be tied in with nevada.

Dam there is a lot of kids running around here with a deck of cards. :)

BobGuyİ
And the band played on.

Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

If a married couple from Kentucky moved to another state, and then get divorced are they still brother and sister?

Heres a couple aussie ones :
Queensland;Beautiful one day,Inferno the next.
New South Wales:If its not taxable its not welcome.
Victoria:Will the last person to leave please turn off the lights.

When did Washington D.C. become a state? :P

Those are a laugh Shelly.

Old one for California: Shake and Bake.

Ours for Oregon.......Flagman Ahead!