I thought that the one that was trying to sell a product that will increase my ejaculation by 581% (very precise calculation don't you think?) could not be beaten but... from today's junk:
"Minister Charles Simpson has the power to make you a LEGALLY ORDAINED MINISTER within 48 hours!!!!
BE ORDAINED NOW!
As a minister, you will be authorized to perform the rites and ceremonies of the church!!
WEDDINGS MARRY your BROTHER, SISTER, or your BEST FRIEND!! Don't settle for being the BEST MAN OR BRIDES' MAID Most states require that you register your certificate (THAT WE SEND YOU) with the state prior to conducting the ceremony.
FUNERALS A very hard time for you and your family Don't settle for a minister you don't know!! Most states require that you register your certificate (THAT WE SEND YOU) with the state prior to conducting the ceremony.
BAPTISMS You can say "WELCOME TO THE WORLD!!!! I AM YOUR MINISTER AND YOUR UNCLE!!" What a special way to welcome a child of God.
FORGIVENESS OF SINS The Catholic Church has practiced the forgiveness of sins for centuries **Forgiveness of Sins is granted to all who ask in sincerity and willingness to change for the better!!
VISIT CORRECTIONAL FACILITIES Since you will be a Certified Minister, you can visit others in need!! Preach the Word of God to those who have strayed from the flock
WANT TO START YOUR OWN CHURCH?? After your LEGAL ORDINATION, you may start your own congregation!!
At this point you must be wondering how much the Certificate costs. Right? Well, let's talk about how much the program is worth. Considering the value of becoming a CERTIFIED MINISTER I'd say the program is easily worth $100. Wouldn't you agree? However, it won't cost that much. Not even close! My goal is to make this life changing program affordable so average folks can benefit from the power of it.
Since I know how much you want to help others, you're going to receive your Minister Certification for under $100.00... Not even $50.00... You are going to receive the entire life-changing course for only $29.95.
For only $29.95 you will receive: 1. 8-inch by 10-inch certificate IN COLOR, WITH GOLD SEAL. (CERTIFICATE IS PROFESSIONALLY PRINTED BY AN INK PRESS) 2. Proof of Minister Certification in YOUR NAME!! 3. SHIPPING IS FREE!!!"
>For only $29.95 you will receive: >1. 8-inch by 10-inch certificate IN COLOR, WITH GOLD SEAL. >(CERTIFICATE IS PROFESSIONALLY PRINTED BY AN INK PRESS) >2. Proof of Minister Certification in YOUR NAME!! >3. SHIPPING IS FREE!!!" 4. Order within the next 24 hrs and well also send you the original Pocket Fisherman absolutely FREE!!.
I get a bunch of junk mail with Hotmail. Do people ever answer theses ridiculous ads? Some people must respond to these things or they wouldnt be sending that junk out all the time. Are there that many people in need of viagra?
One time I got something saying that I won a trip to some exotic place like Cuba or something, can't remember. I read all the instructions to get the plane tickets etc, knowing there was some kind of catch to all of this and these were rediculous. I had to subscribe to some site and then do this do that etc. I din't go that far but just read on instead and right on the bottom (after I would of did those subscriptions and whatever I had to do) it sayed "for US residents only" and if I was in the US it would say "for Canada residents only". It's funny how these things wor . Ryan
I got one today asking if I wanted to be the richest man in the world .I should have used a bogus and wrote back and said "Hell No" I'm not ruining Bill Gates ego ,Tuff
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.I should have used a bogus and wrote back and said "Hell No" I'm not ruining Bill Gates ego 
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