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_Chewy_Wed Jun-04-03 02:40 AM
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"New Ears...."


  

          

A woman goes to her doctor and says that she wants an operation because her vagina lips are much too large. She asks the doctor to keep the operation a secret, as she is embarrassed and doesn't want anyone to find out.

The doctor agrees. She wakes up from her operation and finds three roses carefully placed beside her bed. Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor and says, "I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!"

"Don't worry," he says. "I didn't tell anybody. The first rose is from me. I felt bad because you went through this all by yourself. The second one is from my nurse. She assisted me with the operation, and she had the operation done herself."

"Who is the third rose from?" asked the woman.

"Oh," says the doctor, "that rose is from a guy upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears!"

  

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RE: New Ears....
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ablibWed Jun-04-03 03:52 AM
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#1. "RE: New Ears...."
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This was funny yet gross. The worst part is I sat here trying to picture it.

  

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RoperaWed Jun-04-03 03:59 AM
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#2. "."
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Wed Jun-04-03 04:00 AM by Ropera

          

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micksterWed Jun-04-03 09:51 AM
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#3. "RE: ."
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If this wern't a family friendly forum, we could go on for days with all the jokes on those lip/ears

  

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HugoWed Jun-04-03 02:20 PM
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Now I know what happrned to Ross Perot

Keep On Keeping On

  

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RoperaFri Jun-06-03 01:32 PM
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http://www.magicmakers.com/retail/masks/perot.html

  

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LilJoeFri Jun-06-03 02:05 PM
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He looks like a Black and White taxi cab going down the street with both front doors open

LilJoe

  

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